I must have read this when it first went up and forgot to comment in the resultant goo phase because you melted me.

I love that, so far, one thing we can always depend on with your Midam is that there are Feelings. Dark, twisted, possessive and buried feelings -- but they're there.

This is what your NaNo needs to be. This or the "Michael turns human and happens on a copy of the kama sutra" brain child of yours.